Pro-war, anti-war, whatever. You have no sense of humor if you do not love Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, the Iraqi Minister of – I don’t think it’s showing any bias to put this in quotes – “Information.” There’s lots to be had, but my personal favorite may well be

“It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don’t know why they were fired into Kuwait.”

Followed closely by:
“Our initial assessment is that they will all die.”