Do You Speak… "Meeting"?

Words used in yesterday’s all-afternoon bonanza of a meeting…. and I use “word” loosely.

“Incentivize.”

“Low-hanging fruit.”

“Top-line view.”

“Tchotchkes.”

“Take it off-line.”

“Aggregate within context.”

And the frightening parts? One – I actually understood all of it. And two – this meeting really wasn’t too bad, as meetings go.

Sigh, says the corporate drone, as another drop of her soul gets sucked away.