Take Life By the Fifth of Bourbon
Ooooh, can’t you just not wait for the Oscars?
Yeah, me neither.
It would be difficult for me to care less. I’ve seen exactly six of the fifty-something movies nominated for something or other. If I’m doing something else on the 27th, I won’t exactly worry about it.
Nonetheless, this is cute, and far more entertaining than the actual awards show will be.