A Vanity Appeal
There was only one product that would give me good hair. But now theyâ€™ve changed it to a terrible new formulation that makes my hair simultaneously frizzy AND lank. It’s awful.
So. If you happen to be in the grocery store or the drugstore and see Lâ€™Oreal Pumping Curls that does NOT say â€œNew and Improvedâ€ on it, grab every bottle you see. I will pay for them, for shipping, for your gas to the store, send you flowers, and I donâ€™t even know what else.
I’m not normally this vain: I really havenâ€™t found anything else that works. I promise, it’s important.
Update: CVS (2), Kings (0), ShopRite (o), Super Stop & Shop (0), Target (0), Walmart (1). I voluntarily went to Walmart, people. I can sink no lower. Also: I can’t buy it online because the old and new stuff are the same product, so there’s no guarantee that I’ll get the old version unless I can confirm the ingredients. If alcohol comes first, it’s the wrong stuff. If water comes first, it’s the right stuff.
Update 2: If you’re going to suggest it, I’ve tried it – L’Oreal, TiGi, Bed Head, Aussie, KMS, John Frieda, etc. … Please, please keep looking?
Update 3: As if you care. (But I do! And it’s my blog!) Jen found three bottles! I love Jen!
Update 4: On a trip to parts infrequently visited: another Walmart (o, the shame) (0), independent warehouse store (0), Wegmanâ€™s (0,) another CVS (3), independent grocery store (0), independent pharmacy (0), Eckard (4). Chain stores that are not terribly popular seem to be the way to go.