An Open Letter to the Other Me
Girl, I don’t know you, but I have gotten to know a LOT about you.
We have the same name and our email addresses must be nearly the same, because I get all kinds of your mail at least once a week. Your travel arrangements, your Evites, your everything.
Like this, this morning:
just wanted to tell you that… YOU ARE SOOOO BEAUTIFUL TO MEEEE. and to have a great trip to boston of course! now, i have never been to boston or any neighboring towns so i can’t really offer any advice. however, steering clear of homeless folks seems like a universally good piece of advice to me!!
stay out of trouble, be safe, and have a GREAT time! i’ll talk to you when you get back. i look forward to lots of stories!
Beth, Boston really isn’t as dangerous as you seem to think it is. But yeah, I suppose that is good advice in general.
Or this from last week:
Aw, guys, I’m sure your villas won’t be dross, no matter how late you book. And I, too, hope Isobelle and Luke are well.
Further to additional information I have learned about you, my Other Me, I hope that you all enjoy your trip to Portugal in two weeks. And I hope your rented Renault Espace works well for you while you’re there. I’m sure it will fit seven, as promised. And you got a great price booking it.
For the record, I answer EVERY SINGLE ONE of these emails and tell the person they’ve reached the wrong person.
Thank goodness I’m not a stalker.