How to Lose That Pesky Water Weight
- Wait for the warmest day of the month.
- Wait for unexpected rainstorm to make humidity a delicious one billion percent.
- Strap oneself with sparring gear.
- Surround oneself with people wearing intimidatingly dark-colored belts.
- Keep up.
Warning: may result in instantaneous death. Even if instantaneous death does not occur, may probably still result in longing for said death.
At least I went for a facial afterward to get some of my girlie back. I’m a pretty pretty princess.