Sarah Morgan

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Mistaken Identity: Episodes 137-148

Today’s episode is edited for length, precluding Decibel nightclub invitations, emails from Brantano and PizzaExpress (demonstrating that England’s Other Me might be a fellow shoe lover, but has deplorable taste in pizza), as well as forwards aplenty from our favorite Aunt Beatrice.

(Oh, and I’m having an interesting conversation with Peggy about whether we actually ARE related. TBD on that.)

As ever, if you’re new to Mistaken Identity, check out the category link above, and see where it all started.

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From: Barry
To: Atlanta Other Me
Subject: Thinking about Buying or Selling a home?

Sarah

Allow me to introduce myself. I received your contact information today when you registered on www.barrysoldme.com.

I hope my web site was helpful, please visit as much as you would like. Contact me if you have any questions.

I would always welcome the opportunity to earn your business under no obligation!

The time to buy has never been better…$8000 tax credit, great interest rates and historic low home prices!

Re/Max Platinum Club

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Edited for caps and punctuation, because they are not Laura’s strong suit, and it was making me twitchy not to have any in here. Also, re: Longleat – do the British often go to safari parks for their bachelorette parties??

From: Laura
To: England Other Me
Subject: Charlie’s hen do!

Hi peops,

Just wanted to drop a line to see if anyone had any plans in mind to make Charlie’s hen do a bit of a giggle! I don’t know what Longleat is like but i thought maybe one night we could book a meal somewhere and get a bit dressed up, and I’m more than happy to do a Mr. and Mrs. quiz and a pass the parcel with bits and pieces in it. Unfortunately due to finances I’m a bit limited but just wanted to check if anyone was in the midst of planning something???

Look forward to hearing from you

Laura x

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I don’t usually include any of Other Me’s correspondents names, but this person’s name is just wonderful and so I couldn’t help myself.

From: Avatara
To: Milwaukee Other Me
Subject: Recipe

Hey,

Send me the recipe for the enchiladas that you made and were telling me about last night.
me

“Sometimes ya gotta fight, and sometimes ya gotta walk away, but whichever you choose…..choose from a pure heart.”

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From: Braidleigh
To: England Other Me
Subject: tickets

Hi Sarah

Here are some of the prizes for the summer fair. The top six I have said there may be a possibility of them being on the raffle tickets. hope this is ok.

I have one for Eastnor Castle a Family Ticket but can’t find the letter at present for the correct wording.  One for Worcester football club a family ticket but haven’t got confirmation in writing yet and many many more.
Hope your having a nice half term see you Monday.
Stacey

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To: England Other Me
Subject: A coupon for your next office visit

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