Sarah Morgan

Healthcare Geek.
Professional Communicator.

mistaken identity

Mistaken Identity: 741-787

OMG SO MANY.

I’ll skim over the standard ones. Just know that:

 

I can’t begin to describe the detail with which Kristen planned a children’s party, and if I pasted the email the graphics and tables and sheer length would blow up my site. Suffice it to say that with the amount of glow-in-the-dark paraphernalia she ordered, the Winter Wonderland party (capturing the time-less magic of all things wintery, such as playing in the snow, sledging and wonderful winter animals such as Huskies and Reindeers (unfortunately, not real ones!)) must have glowed like Three Mile Island. DNA Kids is clearly an extremely thorough party-planning outfit.

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I will not, due to HIPAA laws, my own sense of decorum, and an appreciation for your digestion, post details of Other Me’s recent stool sample. Let’s just all be pleased that all four tests came out negative. Yay?

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Finally: WTF, Earl.

From: Earl
To: Me
Subject: Re: So, has it happened yet?
OMG!!! I am sooooo sorry Sarah! Looking at your e-mail address I realize I [REDACTED]. Thanks for letting me know so I can resend this note.
BTW, the other Sarah is [REDACTED]. We used to work together and have kept in touch. She got divorced about 3 1/2 years ago but hadn’t really dated at all til a few months ago. She met an older guy she really liked but sadly discovered he wasn’t able to be physically intimate. She was crushed, but last month met a younger guy (34 I think). She was so hopeful they would hit it off AND that he could help her finally end her five-year-plus “drought”. I’ll let you know what I find out.
Thanks for your understanding and help “Other Sarah”!
Earl

From: Me
To: Earl
Subject: Re: So, has it happened yet?
Sorry, I think you’ve reached the wrong Sarah Morgan – I’m afraid I don’t know you!

From: Earl
To: Other Me
Hey Good Lookin’! How’s life treating you?
Are you still dating that guy you met last month? Has he helped you end your frustrating drought yet? I’ve been rooting hard for you!
Drop me a note tonight and let me know.

Comments

Erin HB

God bless Earl and his diarrhea of the mouth. I literally laughed out loud.

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