The Internet Thinks I Am Elsewhere
MySpace has told me I was in the UK since I checked it from Wroxton two months ago. (Now I know how tall my friends are in centimetres.)
iTunes on my work computer started speaking in German to me this afternoon. (Yes, I have Ein Problem.)
And, just now, iTunes on my home computer has begun offering me prices in yen. (No, I will not pay Y150 for “Son of a Preacher Man.”)
Why does the universe think I’m having a much more interesting life than I actually am?