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Dear Sarah:
It is with great joy and excitement that I write to you to let you know that you’ve been approved for a life! As you know, not having a life affects millions of people worldwide. Fortunately, we’ve been able to acquire one for you. Please contact us ASAP to take delivery of your life. Thank you.