Sarah Morgan

Healthcare Geek.
Professional Communicator.

mistaken identity

Mistaken Identity: Episodes 546-550

New decision: Mistaken Identity posts will only include thumbnail-sized pictures from now on. They’re not my kids/house/etc. and it feels like the smart thing to do. 

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From: Rebecca
To: Courtney, Laurie, Robert and Other Me

Hi! This is a test email to see if I have the correct email addresses. Please let me know if you get this.

Thanks and I love you all!

She didn’t. Obvs. 

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From: Account Support
Re: I cannot access my account


Thank you for filling out the account recovery form. We know losing access to your account can be a frustrating experience and we want to help. Unfortunately, we can’t provide you access to this Google Account because it has been deleted and cannot be recovered.

At Google we take the privacy and security of our users very seriously. For this reason, we’re also unable to share any more information about this account or why it has been deleted. We truly apologize if this was done in error and for any inconvenience it might cause.

We truly appreciate that you chose to use Google products and we hope you’ll use Google products in the future. To create a new account, please visit

The Google Account Recovery Team

That’s really not going to help her much.

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From: Alexandrine
Re: Chambre Nanterre

Ci joint QQ photos,
Rue pv couturier


Very rough translation: Here are the photos. It’s on the fashionable P.V. Street. Best wishes.

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From: Snapfish

Kristin has invited you to view a photo:

Looking through old pics to find a pic of my hair I liked back in 05… I’m dying. How cute were these two?

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From: Linwood P Jones
I don’t usually use full names, but that, sir, is an EXCELLENT name. I couldn’t pass it up.
Subject: Here is something I thought might interest you…


I hope that you are doing well.  From what you communicated with me via email a few months ago, you have a lot of new and exciting things going on in your life… new husband, new job, new future.

I had reached out to you to arrange a cup of coffee to reconnect and find out about your new life, but haven’t heard back from you.  Here’s a video and an article I think that might interest you.  Please give me a call back when you have a moment.  Here’s the video- please paste this into your browser:

Parker Jones
New York Life

Attachment: Tara Newby’s Young Pastor Husband Was A Good Man.pdf

Didn’t open it – suspicious of unknown attachments. Doesn’t it sound like a song title, though? Kind of a long line to sing, but still. 


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