Johnny vs. Jolie
- Very rich?
- Impressively philanthropic?
- Philosophic, sometimes pedantically so?
- American but deliberately international, sometimes ostentatiously so?
- Possessed of a very hot significant other?
- Frequent maker of intriguing acting choices?
- Hot in an unsettling, broody, chiseled, vaguely Goth way?
- Occasionally batshit crazy?
… True for both Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie. But…
…Not Angelina Jolie.
…Therefore, winner: Not Johnny Depp.
The first of an occasional series written in the style of much more interesting blogs.
For my amusement, but also ideally a more interesting way of saying, “Hey, y’alls, go look at this website, it’s fun reading.”
This one is a hopefully-adequately mimic of FameTracker, which is currently comparing Depp to chocolate. See, they’re wacky and innovative like that.